Saturday, 27 September 2008

Question time....

1) How old are you?

Older than you think...22 amd 363 days- i think sha...

2) What characteristics would put you off a guy?

Easy.
*Nasty shoes
*Nasty Breath to go with it
*An ugly face with an arrogant personality
*Yellow boys- that being said, it wont TOTALLY put me off- as life would have it
*Short (i mean below 5:10- my mates understand yyyyyyy)
*No swagger- even if its goofy, they carry it well...
*Does not thing Jesus is a big deal
*does not think I'm a big deal (lol- im playing)
*Someone that is what i call dry
*Eager to the point where its verging on desperado
*H-factor- Sorry mate...hir haint appunin
*Someone who is only about the stuvvs (either subtle or blatant)- this is a complete NO NO!!
*Champagne popping type of personality- they also somehow tend to have the last two also...
*No qualification
*No prospects


I think that completes that for now

3) Taking your personality & physical attributes into consideration what would you rate yourself out of 10 & why?

Ok. Ive never rated myself...so this may be a little hard.
*Hmm- so we start off with academia- think ill give myself 1.5 (miss P is one of those people Id give a 2 or 2.5- clever clogs)
*Then character- I think im patient, random and tend to be a serial clowner at the most inappropriate times(ie - when everyone is doing effizi, Vindi is trying to toast the shortest guy with the razzest lagos accent) ( Ill give myself 2.5- the 0.5 is for the fact that i aint a biach and I always have my friends best interest at heart.
*Looks wise....hmmm- Well Im not an 'acquired taste' so ill get at least one point.Last i checked, i was looking aight- i look good with or without make up and i dont look like a scarecrow in the morning so on that note...Aesthetically, id give myself another 3 points
and 1.5 for swagger-

The total is-8.5...hmmm- maybe I calculated wrong but anyhow...8.5 aint bad right...but i think id give myself a 7.99...noone is perfect...Id give myself an 8 but my christian life aint as bounz as id like (yeah, its my fault) but to be honest- i dont think im 7.99 or 8.5- Id like to see what you think...what would you give me out of 10?


4) If you could change one thing about your personality what would you change?

*Easy- to be that bit more open (NOT easy oooo) I said open - as per saying what is in my mynd...but apart from that, I think God did a pretty fantastic job

5)If you could change one thing about your body what would you change?

*I could easly write something here but Ill leave you with Psalm 139:14- I aint gonna knock the Creators work...
*Also, i think im so used to my body being this way that I am now very satisfied with my body- before i used to be soooo conscious and paranoid about my bathy but now I know that this is what im stuck with- I aint so sad...especially knowing that it could be a lot worse...and also knowing that...as missy elliot says...'im really really hot'...hehehe- im playing


6) What do you seek in life?

Alright...deep question...lets hope I can answer it as fully as I can...
*World peace(I know right? I should really enter for Miss World)
*A good life for my fam and friends...i always have my friends and fams best interest at heart- no matter how angry i get...I dont know how my parents did it but even when someone has done me greazy, Ill still go all out for them- I suppose if Jesus was betrayed by his comrades and he still died for their sins, I dont see why I should be any different- after all- I dont need to die for their sins
*Success and everything that God has ordained for me...


7) Whats your favourite song?

* I have many so youll have to just wait on a sista...hers some off the top of my head
*ace of base- all that she wants
*Boyz 2 Men- Thank you in advance
*A whole lotta 90s music and 80's and 70's... 'you got to have a JOB if you wanna be with me'...
(talking of videos, did you see the official girl vid for cassie??-when lil wayne takes off his glasses he looks like a right crackhead...- i hope he is ok and sorts himself out soon)moving on...
*Musiq Soulchild -Just friends
*Common- the list is endless- electric circus album- As much as people say it was when dude was mad, i thought is was bananas...- maybe unwritten is right...as per 'I fly like paper, get high like planes'- but on a real...Ive never done weed- that is not for me...
*Other songs- Big Pun 100%- mad jam...
*Noreaga- Super thug ( what what what what wha what!- ayo we light a candle...)
*Jae Millz- My swag- that is such a jam to walk into the club with...lemme set the scene... youre about to walk into Bungalow8 and the chauffeur opens the door for you...flashing lights, then the intro...



TOO MADDD!!

8) How many boyfriends have you had?

Cant count on both hands... maybe cos that would be none, dilch, nadas, narrings... commi-phobe- Commitment phobia...

9)I must ask you 10 questions by force..lol...Umm..*thinks* Have you ever met a guy that met your Mr Right criteria or came close to it?

*Well yah..No, not Mr Sherfield, or Tin tin or Jack Slater... real people...Well there was one but he had a girl (they all do as i have learned...)... but as sade would say...he was the 'Sweetest taboo'- not sure about him being too good for me sha...The names Vindi, get to know...lawl! I thought he would give me the 'kiss of life' I really thoguht his 'love is king'...but i soon realised be was just a smooth operator...

10) Okay Last question. Describe your ideal weekend.
*Friday- go straight to bed after work- wake up at 10 to get ready to go out with some friends...go out... get food(chicken or lamb shawarma from Edgware road) go home...
*Saturday til about 10am-Sleep, wake up, make breakfast for the fam- ideally a bacon, mushroom, spinach and cheese omlette served on brioche with some freshly squeezed juice and some hand prepared exotic friut (papaya, mango, guava, lychee...)
*Lunch would be rice of some kind- my second love after gari...
*dinner- Someone else will make this cos ill be dressing up to go out for dinner...
*After dinner...PARTAY... with my friends
*Sunday- wake up early for church (im always running 'a bit' late...lol) after church have brunch with my church chums...laugh, gist, cause trouble (nothing dangerous or illegal sha) go home with a frappucino in my hand...
But this weekend,,,all ive done is sleep...and wake up- im making dinner which means chicks aint going out this evening...

11) Sorry one more!! What do you think makes you so scared of commitment??
* Girl... This is an interesting one... I dont know... Its not like my parents are separated or anything...In fact quite the opposite thanks to God Almighty...hmm- I suppose its cos I know what im like and i know the expectations I have of God's chosen partner for me and knowing that because they are human, they may disappoint( I said MAY not WILL- but because Im risk averse, MAY will always worry me as much as WILL)...

Now from Miss P:

- How much gari have you drank? -

My girl- too much...I thank God i didnt get kwashoko... I dont know when it started sha... but the love hasnt faded...

-Were you at the jesus house picnic??

I think i was the only person in london (9ja) that was not at the picnic...Seems like the whole on the nigerian community was in that hendon park...dont woory- if i was there and saw you...I most def would have hollered...

Mr Sherfield... Why dont YOU call ME!?? Being cheap again I see...dont worry...noones perfect...anyhow, I deleted your number cos you didnt call...Waste man!lol! Im just playing!

Aight...this has taken a while...sorry if it doesnt make sense... thats me!

hope you lot are enjoying the fantastic sun...Im indoors and i want the heating on like now...

See you later peeps...especially you Mr Sherfield...lol!

11 comments:

Tininu said...

i am so0oooo sorry that i hvnt replied...firstly i told u that the search didnt come up with anything but i am soo sorry i am drownin in work..it is ridicolous....ma se binu simi.

Miss Pearse said...

I'm flattered that u gave me 2-2.5 for academia but I'm really a 1.5 like u babes. School aint my thang...lol.
Overall...I give you a 9.4.

Hmmm...So I can commit but I have a serious Phobia for marriage. WHY? We hav 2ask God to help us o,..it's scary.
Wow...u just put a thot in my head with using Sade's song titles to describe the guy...lol. That was a good one.

Minky said...

Very well answered Ms Vindi! You are a very interesting person...lol.Would have commented properly but I'm in a hurry. Toodles!

Miss Pearse said...

Vindicatum...wats Pop!!!
u need to send me an email address so i can grant u access to my spot mehn. Apparently, I have some unwanted visitors/stalkers dat google my name n shit. Scary mehn...Need to bcome coded o...internet na dangerous sturvs.

vindication through innocence said...

babes: vindilicious@googlemail.com...

I was wondrin wat was paahpin! I thought you were doing some dodgy runz or something...youll have to tell all...how you been though...it has been a hot minute right?

Miss Pearse said...

Nothin is popping mehn...just going thru phases in my life like remember d post about my hair?..i did it,...chopped it all off...lmao. But it looks gr8...i've even getting more guys to by me drinks now...lol. I'll send u d thingy, but i never blog on a sec tho. Grad school's a biatch.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

So, my swag is your theme song eh? too funny!

Hope all is well!

Tininu said...

i can see i am not the only one that went mia...

Minky said...

Hey sweetie!
Its been a while..Ive missed you o.Update naww, abeg.Hope lifes been good. :)

P.s-I am not Tininu's iyawo!

Minky said...

Vindi..where are you nowww...have you retired from blogging??

P.s- Merry Christmas! =)

Jack Slater said...

Babe where are you at? Give me a sign of some sort. Anything at all. A poke on facebook or something