Saturday, 27 September 2008

Question time....

1) How old are you?

Older than you think...22 amd 363 days- i think sha...

2) What characteristics would put you off a guy?

Easy.
*Nasty shoes
*Nasty Breath to go with it
*An ugly face with an arrogant personality
*Yellow boys- that being said, it wont TOTALLY put me off- as life would have it
*Short (i mean below 5:10- my mates understand yyyyyyy)
*No swagger- even if its goofy, they carry it well...
*Does not thing Jesus is a big deal
*does not think I'm a big deal (lol- im playing)
*Someone that is what i call dry
*Eager to the point where its verging on desperado
*H-factor- Sorry mate...hir haint appunin
*Someone who is only about the stuvvs (either subtle or blatant)- this is a complete NO NO!!
*Champagne popping type of personality- they also somehow tend to have the last two also...
*No qualification
*No prospects


I think that completes that for now

3) Taking your personality & physical attributes into consideration what would you rate yourself out of 10 & why?

Ok. Ive never rated myself...so this may be a little hard.
*Hmm- so we start off with academia- think ill give myself 1.5 (miss P is one of those people Id give a 2 or 2.5- clever clogs)
*Then character- I think im patient, random and tend to be a serial clowner at the most inappropriate times(ie - when everyone is doing effizi, Vindi is trying to toast the shortest guy with the razzest lagos accent) ( Ill give myself 2.5- the 0.5 is for the fact that i aint a biach and I always have my friends best interest at heart.
*Looks wise....hmmm- Well Im not an 'acquired taste' so ill get at least one point.Last i checked, i was looking aight- i look good with or without make up and i dont look like a scarecrow in the morning so on that note...Aesthetically, id give myself another 3 points
and 1.5 for swagger-

The total is-8.5...hmmm- maybe I calculated wrong but anyhow...8.5 aint bad right...but i think id give myself a 7.99...noone is perfect...Id give myself an 8 but my christian life aint as bounz as id like (yeah, its my fault) but to be honest- i dont think im 7.99 or 8.5- Id like to see what you think...what would you give me out of 10?


4) If you could change one thing about your personality what would you change?

*Easy- to be that bit more open (NOT easy oooo) I said open - as per saying what is in my mynd...but apart from that, I think God did a pretty fantastic job

5)If you could change one thing about your body what would you change?

*I could easly write something here but Ill leave you with Psalm 139:14- I aint gonna knock the Creators work...
*Also, i think im so used to my body being this way that I am now very satisfied with my body- before i used to be soooo conscious and paranoid about my bathy but now I know that this is what im stuck with- I aint so sad...especially knowing that it could be a lot worse...and also knowing that...as missy elliot says...'im really really hot'...hehehe- im playing


6) What do you seek in life?

Alright...deep question...lets hope I can answer it as fully as I can...
*World peace(I know right? I should really enter for Miss World)
*A good life for my fam and friends...i always have my friends and fams best interest at heart- no matter how angry i get...I dont know how my parents did it but even when someone has done me greazy, Ill still go all out for them- I suppose if Jesus was betrayed by his comrades and he still died for their sins, I dont see why I should be any different- after all- I dont need to die for their sins
*Success and everything that God has ordained for me...


7) Whats your favourite song?

* I have many so youll have to just wait on a sista...hers some off the top of my head
*ace of base- all that she wants
*Boyz 2 Men- Thank you in advance
*A whole lotta 90s music and 80's and 70's... 'you got to have a JOB if you wanna be with me'...
(talking of videos, did you see the official girl vid for cassie??-when lil wayne takes off his glasses he looks like a right crackhead...- i hope he is ok and sorts himself out soon)moving on...
*Musiq Soulchild -Just friends
*Common- the list is endless- electric circus album- As much as people say it was when dude was mad, i thought is was bananas...- maybe unwritten is right...as per 'I fly like paper, get high like planes'- but on a real...Ive never done weed- that is not for me...
*Other songs- Big Pun 100%- mad jam...
*Noreaga- Super thug ( what what what what wha what!- ayo we light a candle...)
*Jae Millz- My swag- that is such a jam to walk into the club with...lemme set the scene... youre about to walk into Bungalow8 and the chauffeur opens the door for you...flashing lights, then the intro...



TOO MADDD!!

8) How many boyfriends have you had?

Cant count on both hands... maybe cos that would be none, dilch, nadas, narrings... commi-phobe- Commitment phobia...

9)I must ask you 10 questions by force..lol...Umm..*thinks* Have you ever met a guy that met your Mr Right criteria or came close to it?

*Well yah..No, not Mr Sherfield, or Tin tin or Jack Slater... real people...Well there was one but he had a girl (they all do as i have learned...)... but as sade would say...he was the 'Sweetest taboo'- not sure about him being too good for me sha...The names Vindi, get to know...lawl! I thought he would give me the 'kiss of life' I really thoguht his 'love is king'...but i soon realised be was just a smooth operator...

10) Okay Last question. Describe your ideal weekend.
*Friday- go straight to bed after work- wake up at 10 to get ready to go out with some friends...go out... get food(chicken or lamb shawarma from Edgware road) go home...
*Saturday til about 10am-Sleep, wake up, make breakfast for the fam- ideally a bacon, mushroom, spinach and cheese omlette served on brioche with some freshly squeezed juice and some hand prepared exotic friut (papaya, mango, guava, lychee...)
*Lunch would be rice of some kind- my second love after gari...
*dinner- Someone else will make this cos ill be dressing up to go out for dinner...
*After dinner...PARTAY... with my friends
*Sunday- wake up early for church (im always running 'a bit' late...lol) after church have brunch with my church chums...laugh, gist, cause trouble (nothing dangerous or illegal sha) go home with a frappucino in my hand...
But this weekend,,,all ive done is sleep...and wake up- im making dinner which means chicks aint going out this evening...

11) Sorry one more!! What do you think makes you so scared of commitment??
* Girl... This is an interesting one... I dont know... Its not like my parents are separated or anything...In fact quite the opposite thanks to God Almighty...hmm- I suppose its cos I know what im like and i know the expectations I have of God's chosen partner for me and knowing that because they are human, they may disappoint( I said MAY not WILL- but because Im risk averse, MAY will always worry me as much as WILL)...

Now from Miss P:

- How much gari have you drank? -

My girl- too much...I thank God i didnt get kwashoko... I dont know when it started sha... but the love hasnt faded...

-Were you at the jesus house picnic??

I think i was the only person in london (9ja) that was not at the picnic...Seems like the whole on the nigerian community was in that hendon park...dont woory- if i was there and saw you...I most def would have hollered...

Mr Sherfield... Why dont YOU call ME!?? Being cheap again I see...dont worry...noones perfect...anyhow, I deleted your number cos you didnt call...Waste man!lol! Im just playing!

Aight...this has taken a while...sorry if it doesnt make sense... thats me!

hope you lot are enjoying the fantastic sun...Im indoors and i want the heating on like now...

See you later peeps...especially you Mr Sherfield...lol!

Sunday, 14 September 2008

random thoughts...Hellowwee....Is it me ur looking for? I can see it in your eyes...

Hey,

sorry I been paper planes on yah!(get it??MIA)- its late- im allowed to say these type of jokes....

I was trying to make a song up about gari (I know right? I really need to grow out of this...Either that or speak to kex so i can spit a few barz on one track)

Soooo whats been going on??

Well I am in a better place now than I was a few weeks back...I suppose thats what happens when you draw to God and trust him in absolute proportions!!

Did anyone go to that and co parry on carnival weekend? I was going to but long story- i decided that I havent been to a 9ja parry for so long and really and truly my life did not mean anything less- I was still grubbing on my starbucks java chip frappucino with cream on top and chocolate and caramel drizzle! avec the marks and spencer cashew nuts...I shouldnt really say this cos then if you see me in my susal place- you will be able to spot me a mile off!- yes- i eat it in Zara and everywhere!If i could do that to gari, yall know I would...

So whats been happening...Mr Hardguy 101 dun did it again...
Miss P, Me i want my shait o!! de blue han white one will do mehn!!and do i have to pay $25??? can we not get a bloggers discount for only vindi?like say 100%lol!- im pushing my luck right!!??

Anyhow,how did you manage to buy 20 trousers from Zara- you said pant i was like 'huh= yankeed babe- its not her fault)- pant ko pant ni!lol!

So I was in Hendon last week- I was sent on a errand to buy some KFC for my cousin and sister cos they could not be bothered to cook and I was already out! So there I am in the tropical-like storm where you can see the direction of the rain cos its moving that much...and so as im about to enter...I see two beings...Its been a while since any bobo has made me look twice- i was even starting to think i was turning le-le but babes werent even making my head turn so I was like right...

So i now henta KFC- goodness gracious meeee!! I was just singing Black Rob in my head (he only really had one song- 'Woah') So i was like, why hav I been chilling at momsis when this is obviously where its at!! Now there were two- one was clever enough to leave his wallet by the counter - and i was kind enough to hand it to the Manager at KFC- can you imagine loosing your wallet just cos of KFC...I suppose hunger catch the dude well! So his friend (Gorgeous, might I add) was like 'are you high? I wanted to have a look and see the drivers license so see if it was hot stuvvings but i didnt want to be accused of being a thief just cos of fine bobo mehn!
Anyhoooo, I was bapitsed that day- it rained guinea fowl that day- not just cats and dogs...




And so to this weeks task...Im going to try and see how this tin tin qns and answers thing goes here...I obviously wont get as many cos I am not a social bloggerfly but we will see- Haxx me hanythin!


I realised one thing about myself this week though...I am officially the biggest scaredy cat on this side of Northwest london!! Every dude that has attempted to try and get a slice of the pie has either had a second circumcision (without anaesthetic) or has had their heard ripped out, jumped on a few times with my LK Bennett's ( i dont do jimmy choo- its not for everyone- if it was, they would have made it more affordable...)

So I realised:

That I dont like commitment- like I start sweating...not literally but it just makes my heart start up like an engine...like the last chap- we shall call him Ojo. Ojo was a decent human being by most standards- but when it came to me, kai, the guy did me greazy- as in i swallowed pepper! But I realised i only liked him cos he was not available and I knew that I would NEVER go out with or like someone fully like that cos morally, we were not on the same page...He thought something could have happened- I knew narrings was going down...I suppose thats why he did the silent retreat back to girlfriend camp- I still to this day dont know why he cheated...his babe is HAUTE, clever and everything...Men eh? there really is no pleasing them.. I suppose he realised the error of his ways cos dude is still with her...Well from what i last heard...but me nah curr (said in a Jammo accent)...

Next there was CNN- Geez I saw CNN at church this week- I thought i was gonna pass out- usually i chill small before i leave...but tis week, I swear people musta thought I was practicing for the 2012 100 meter sprint Olympics!Can you imagine this....



Ur at church, and then all of a sudden, someone who you have not (really) thought much about for the best part of 9 months just appears...I was stunned...and what did i say in my head 'Oh God!'- and I was in church!! and I kept saying it- Sorry God...I dont mean to call your name...at that point, i thought, 'Yep, God has a sense of humour'


Well i gotsa go... work calls...and momsi is telling me to go to bed cos I have to be fresh and alert for work...lol!! I do love her to bits...

Well minky, i hope ur well and solomonsy...WOAH!! Its been a hot minute!! I need to check you out- least i know what ill spend my lunchtime doing...catchin up...

expect the usual essay type responses to your blog...I just realised i have been bloggin for like 7 years...that is a long time...I still have my old rejected blog...Ill pick a post from there to show you how ive evolved (if you can call it that)...

Ok people... think happy thoughts this week...Ill come up with a gari son by mid weeek- im thinking of using that woman Jennifer Hudson 'Well i dont mind..(he he) drinking ijebu gari (he he), maybe if you treat me righ (he he) i will let you have some ( i wil let you have some...) ...- work in progress...as usual...if you get any ideas, hit me up!

Haller! luv you like gari, ground nut and beans....WOW!! Now thats LOVE!!

Peace...