Wednesday, 23 April 2008

everyone has left me

so my girl Hengish has left de building... I actually feel a tad sad...why you gonna up and leave me nau... how you gona act like that...
and slater... you keep walking in and outta my life... its not fair...lol!! dont mind babes- lack of sleep abi wetin...i dunno to be honest but i need to shill...

Tin tin, i dey o!! im just dere chillin... mr sherfield...you dont want to finish this year or something... abeg my fren concentrate on your books joh...ill still be blogging when you firrish ezams!!

So whats been gwaning in b-town??minus people being sucked away by the Youth corp(NO names mentioned here HENGISH! I will miss the both of you sha... random jokes and trips... and slater J, i hope you find your Iyawo- and she better be bounzer than me...ok, thats impossible... she better be fine sha....

so whats been gwaning with me(sorry guys, dont mind me. ihave been linkin up with my jammo friends of old) dont worry sha..i wont get all d'banj on you...they will continue to call me Vindi and not vindi'gyal!lol!!that would be jokes though...

K, i have gone on a blitz on my phone just screening calls and everything...babes need their space now... i cant take it any more... human beings just disappoint you constantly... and then you come home for peace and quiet and its like im fighting another battle...there have been numerous times when i have thought... eff it!! lemme just break down so peeps can see that babes are hurting but to be honest... it wont change them so ill keep the tears for something more serious...

oh and i saw(not met) this 9ja dude who was in jand but moved to Yankee sides and now came back... peeps used to go on that the guy was fine but cos your babe is onto bounzer things, i thought allow this dude... one milki half baked looking stuvvs and im just more on the espresso tip you get me!!chocolate thunder and all dat men...

Gosh, juvi runs has killed it... gist spread that juvi runs was gonna ask me out on vals day... i said WORD??? SINZZZEE WHEN?? i was laffing...eyy yaaa... spoke to him today sha and he was now telling me 'i have a lot of things planned for you this summer' i said 'who?? this guy... you know aunty is very busy nau...' i was thinking to myself..this is not someone i can imagine myself being with!AT ALL!! as in i just cant- hes one of those 9ja 9ja boys brought up in inner city london with awon 'get me...innit dudes..' i was looking for the refined romantic you know?? someone who would make rice for me... rub my back and all that... hes very nice but i think id mother him too much... i do it now... i dont want to break it to the dude so ill start screening his calls as well o!! i dont need a stalker men... that is not bounz!!

I miss the days when your friends didnt bitch about you... girls like to chat too much... CLOSE YOU BIG FREAKING MOUTH YOU MOUSSE!!why do women talk so much.?? just bitching up and down the place... and i love the way human beings have expectations and try to take the piss because they know you are a very understanding person... there is taking the piss and then there is shitting in someones compound!! that is straight up showing no regard for that person...
If you know someone would not treat you in this way, why do you treat them in that way??

gari for thought!!!

My song at this moment in time is:

'your mother may let you down, you friends may let you donw but Jesus never fails....Jesus never fails, Jesus never fails, Jesus never fail...Jesus never fails...'

As you may be able to tell, im kind of mad and im a very subdued person when im mad... i get soo calm my icecream doesnt melt... my breath makes ice blocks!!

ok guys... Omo Vindi need sleep o!! O-da-boh!!
ciao!

Friday, 4 April 2008

De KOKO DROUGHT

Ok, as much as im not the biggest fan of D'Banj and his no long ting-
hehehe- just thought of a joke...
***i must warn you, ive got a lot on my plate at the mo so this may not be the funniest thing in the world but its one of 'my' jokes so please allow...

so heres the scene...
D'banj is in bed after just gbenshing one babe(which i hope he doesnt do cos doing stuvvs out of wedlock is a nono) he asks the babe
' so how was my anakonda(dut dudu dudu)?'
the babe politely smiled, looked down and said
'it was no long ting'!!lol!! talking of D'banj, i came across this...im not sure if im allowed to do this but the shit is on Youtube and so im assuming its allowed now....
here it is...



i nearly died when i saw this... for real...some people just have that talent of making people laff!!big ups to this guy- hes gonna be big!!i only knew this chap for a while but damn- had i known he was this much jokes, i wouldnt have lost contact-nice nigerian lad! file, im d'banj!!slater, you may know this chap...

this is another one that made me break the chair at home when i fell off it- im not fat- just big boned-lol!! not really, im far from it!! that chair was on its last legs anyway and was a health hazard since one lef became a bit wobbly...




So basically, this entry is about the koko drought...well its not a koko drought as such cos guys are giving me wahala. this is one guy to me 'abeg vindi, what this your long tins about sef? i already agreed that we dont have to do the stuvvs...why are you keeping goiz wairing'- i was like thinking in my head ' its not a case of we dont have to do the stuvvs..its more a case of WE ARE NOT GOING TO DO THE STUVVS'- mumu!! its all about attention to detail- tin tin, im adding that as a skill in my own CV-


I dont know what it is, the ones in the city think they are too nice cos the work for Goldman, JPM,MorganS, Hsbc, or whatever.... puh lease, allow the snobbish attitude...and the ones in uni have babes(yes, i found out that my dear Mufasa of LSE has a babe! such is life eh? even saw him at the LSE lib the other day (dont ask me what i was doing there...my friend dragged me...i couldnt say no with the possibility of seeing awon fine stuvvs)ok not all of them but the ones im feeling sha...moving on...

So im looking for the one, Le uno, my black knight, the one with the more ripples than an ocean, more wit than steven fry(y'all need to know about this chap- he is top notch british stuvvs- sadly he is gay but when he sees me he will be converted)

I dont want to be wasting my time chilling and going out with one guy who im not totally feeling just cos of the marriage bug thats going abound at the mo!! im bigger than that!! also, i bumped into someone from my past yesterday or today,or the day before sef- i cant remember now but after i saw him, my heart jumped and i thought,'blooming heck, i aint had that feeling in a while' the one that makes you sit up a little and just feel like acting like an intellectual goon! but anyhow, im waiting for the one that brings out that intellectual goon in me so that i can act a fool and make intelligent convo!!

When i say act a fool, i mean it- i really dont send sometimes- one time i acted like a baboon in the 02 centre- ok i was about 17 then but at that age, everyone used to go there wearing make up and wearing their maddest baffs- me, i was always looking on point( i was raised the hovis way, what can i say) so lookin bounz didnt even come easy- it was and still is the only default setting i have( to God be the glory)

Anyhow, so i need help from my blog community, how to land so serious intelligent koko!! please, im not talking of quick stuvvs o- i just need to holler on FB to some of my toasters if thats what im after- i want someone who is refreshing, clean shaven and wears suede loafers and chinos,
Someone who someday would go halfs on buying me manolos,
someone that can act a proper fool and doesnt care
someone that knows how to comb their nappy hair


(I said half cos relationships are partnerships and seeing as he is not getting gonna be getting stuvvs in return, theres no need to make him pay for it all- at the end, shebi its gonna be on my feet!!


Ive started with my nonsense poem writing again...
sorry but my entries are done on the spur of the moment, no time to edit and save and do spelling and shelling check!!anyhows, i am de number one grenade sheller!

Everyone seems to be ok on blogger tho... have a fab weekend...im off to investigate a lead i have on this chap i know who is a friend of a friends brother...we will see...hes not fine or anything but we are now looking deeper for the joker as opposed to the knobhead....
halla!!